I got my nickname from Mace Insanity when she watched this video.

I suppose I am supposed to tell you about myself..
So here it goes:
My nickname is Sparta, and please call me it. I am currently my age. I have plenty of phobias, a persistent, irrational fear of a specific object, activity, or situation that leads to a compelling desire to avoid it. If you want to know them I will tell you. If not, sorry! I am going to say them anyway.
I hate spiders; the dark; heights; large objects(Titanic-like boats, airplanes); large anmimals; people bumping into me in the hallways; people I don't know touching me; people looking at me; cats I am not familiar with; large dogs; ugly, disgusting, butter-block-like, plaquey, non-taken care of teeth; bad breath; church bells; loud noises (Thunder, loud bells, ect.); germs (with in reason... I have to know the germ spreader to not be afraid of that person); Tape worms; and sharp objects.
MOVING ON!!!
My favorite quotes, which will be mentioned in a second, were either made by me or metioned by me ((which means I didn't make them));
"Sparta was born from a pig's rectum, when a drunken hobo rapped a dead pig on the side of the road.";
"Anyone can ask for the world on a string. They won't get it, but they can ask."
"As much as I detest killing, I am afraid that I am going to be wringing that lovely chain you are holding, around you neck, in 5..4..3...2...1."
"Your feelings are dully noted, registered and ignored... Shall we continue?"
My favorite TV shows are "Kenny vs Spenny", "Death Note", "Naruto", and "Air TV".
I currently have red hair, and my eyes are brown.
The typical things I wear are sweaters, jeans, and any shirt that has a insult on it. NEVER SKIRTS!!! OR REVEALING SHORTS!!!
My favorite animals are pandas.
And that is about it.
Wait!! Almost every week, when I can, I will set up a new song with its lyrics. Why you ask? Well, because I like to entertain people with the silly songs I listen to.

:3 I am Sparta and Sparta will prevail!!

This is a letter I wrote to my best friend Mace Insanity, because I was bored.

Dear butt-face pants,
I love that sticky stuff we people call duct tape. I also love your underwear, but we never go there, do we? While we are at it, does your younger brother wear boxers or breifs? Breifs are sexy. No, really they aren't.... When I asked you how to spell "Dad" backwards, did you really think right then that I was mentally challenged. Changing the subject, I DID'T DO IT!!! I love to RP with you and if you get rid of all of characters, I will kill your father and decapitate him, then shove his head in the nearest garbage disposal. That doesn't harm your soul at all, does it? Well, how about... Eh, never mind. Do what you please. It is your life and do as you wish with your characters. Now if you excuse me, I must go sever off your father's head.

~~Sparta~~